- boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
- girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”:
“Got Laid Parade”
“stride of pride”
“took off my pants dance”
“had fun with the clit, time to split”
OH MY GOSH
REMEMBER WHEN TIMMY AND JIMMY MET AND IT BLEW OUR FUCKING MINDS
yeah and then they joined the crips because they thought it meant the cripples