• boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
  • girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
biebergasmic:

yo lets stop the drama instead lets laugh at this picture of phineas looking straight forward

silencexists:

allister-flowerster:

unironic-enthusiast:

Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”: 

“Got Laid Parade”

Yes.

“stride of pride”

“post-cock walk”

“just-touched-a-butt strut”

“took off my pants dance”

“g-spot trot”

“had fun with the clit, time to split”

OH MY GOSH

nikaras:




Mm.

rubee:

theinternethastakenover:

REMEMBER WHEN TIMMY AND JIMMY MET AND IT BLEW OUR FUCKING MINDS

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yeah and then they joined the crips because they thought it meant the cripples

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(Source: webbshooters)

tattooedtaint:

All Star
dulect:

crowcrow:

best thing i have seen on the internet tonight

Royality